Birthday:11/29/1978 (Don't forget to buy me a gift!)

Horoscope: Sagittarius (All the bad features of this sign is true for me.)

Ethnicity: Chinese (Read, write, and speak the language... yeah... I am good.)

Location: San Francisco, CA (It's always cold here... no... I am not doing drugs... why?)

Dream/Goal: Take over the world (No, I am not crazy... what do you mean?)

Occupation: Rejected South Park Character (No a single asian kid in South Park? What's up with that!)

Interest: wrestling, martial arts, movies, video games, funny jokes, design, drawing, afternoon nap, drinking

Favorite Music: Chinese, Rap, Rock (Let's go karoake together!)

Favorite Books: Lord of the Ring, Romance of three Kingdoms, The Art of War (Love these war stuff!)

Favorite TV Shows: Simpsons, Raw, Smackdown (I would put porn if they show it on tv)

Favorite Movies: Brave Heart, Con Air, Face Off, Infernal Affairs, Matrix, Fifth Element, Lord of the Ring (DVD still can't beat the movie experience! Oh hold on... I got a phone call... hello... yeah what's up! I am watching a movie... nah, you can talk.)

About Me:
I am evil. Many of you might think Satan should be red and have horn, Nah... He just looks like some Chinese guy. Of course the big evil has to be disguise somehow. I like to collect souls in my leisure hours, especially those people who can’t take a joke. What fun is leave in this world if nobody can take a little joke? A bit of advice, if you like to gain weight, afternoon nap is the best way to do it. I don’t eat much, but I sleep a lot. Look at me now, I am fat! Hmmm… feeling a little tire after all this writing, maybe I’ll go take a nap.

Tyler's quotes:
“What joy is left in this world if nobody can handle a little joke?”

“You can swear all you want...”

“Yeah, like that diet coke is going to wash that double bacon cheese burger and those French fries right out of your fat ass.”

“Dil!!!”

“Something smells good? Really? Cause I just farted.”